Need a place a place to just cool your heels , feel important , and have a nice time ?
No Problemo ! Just take an oral exam ..yesh...one at ma college !
No..No..don't let the word EXAM scare you. We all know how important exams are:p
Want some guidance , as to how to go about it ? Dont worry ...we at ship-coe(name of college witheld for no reason) , are friendly people. Here are some notes that will help you at such a
place :
1> Sleep till late in the afternoon , when the practicals are scheduled for the morning .
2> Be a little extraaw friendly with the ladies at the college.A little flurting wont do much harm.
3> Make sure you put the word "INDUSTRY" in every sentence that you form.
4> Ask questions like :
- Why are you doing engg ?
- You need water ?
- So, how prepared are you ?
-Why is your voice so low ? Louder..Louder ..Louder !!!
5> Make demented expressions .Roll your eyes.
6> Ask girls , about crazy hardware questions. Their expressions are priceless.
7> Throw your hands up in the air more often.
8> However late you get ..make sure you are taken to lunch on time.
9> Your cellphone has to..has to ring atleast twice whenever an oral is goin on.
And Golden Rule No 10 > : Never , never , never ask anything from the Syllabus.Period.
How do i know all this you ask ?
Sigh..next ship-coe oral exam on the 6th. :(
3 comments:
yup , well said.
I am totally frustated with these guys. That CL2 guy, he came at 1.30 pm, when we went in at 2.00 , this is what happened :
Rishi : I am roll no . 2
Tushar : 3
Abhi : 1
Examiner : Maine poocha kya ?
( we remain silent )
Examiner : did i ask , then why did u say that ?
Examiner : where were u ? 6 guys went before u .
Rishi, ABhi : Sir, we had gone to eat .
Examiner : Stomach hungry kya ?
Rishi , Abhi : No sir, we were in first batch , came here from morn. 8 am , we asked ma'am and went.
Examiner : Ok.
( and then the usual out -of-syllabus questions ! )
Haha ...
I dont know about you guys ... but our orals were priceless.
The guy was just too entertaining.
I preferred having the orals to not having them :)
Too bad the recordings did not come through .. Maybe we should try it at the next one ...
Lol
ha ha..!!
i was with Mr Jayne...
the guy was a joker...and he loved saurabh...
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